CHATTERBOX GAZETTE – True Love Never Dies!

Scottish woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently-deceased husband is published. The obit editor informs her that there is a charge of fifty cents per word. She pauses, reflects, and then she says, “Well, then, let it...

CHATTERBOX GAZETTE – Probabilities!

1.Law of Mechanical Repair– After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2.Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe. 3.Law...

CHATTERBOX GAZETTE – Could This Be True?

It takes our brains 80 milliseconds to process information. That means we are all living ever so slightly in the past. Putting dry tea bags in smelly shoes will absorb the odor. The combined weight of all ants on Earth is about the same as the combined weight of all...

CHATTERBOX GAZETTE – The Secret

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”    The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the...